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THE PROBLEM WITH THE GUYS

BLUESUN888
2004-06-04 12:50   收藏:0 回复:2 点击:2585

    The problems with GUYS:
  
  If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
  If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
  If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
  If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
  If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
  If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
  u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
  he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
  If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
  If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
  If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love
  him;
  If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
  If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
  If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
  If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
  If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
  If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
  If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
  If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
  If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
  If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
  If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
  If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
  If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
  If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not
  true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
  
  The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT
  THERE ANYWAY... Send to the girls too for some laughter!!!!
  
  Opppsss.....Hope the Guys dun keill me after reading this!! haha!!
  
  
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