你知道你身在2003年，當.........
　　
　　1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
　　不小心在微波炉上输入你的密码 (用於微波炉的面板是用按钮的啦)
　　
　　2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.几年间年，都没用真的纸牌玩单人游戏了。
　　
　　3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
　　你只是要联系家中其中3人,却有15个不同的电话号码。電話號碼
　　
　　4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
　　你发伊麦儿给坐在你隔壁桌的同伴。
　　
　　5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
　　not have e-mail addresses.
　　和朋友失去联系的原因是他没有电子信箱。
　　
　　6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
　　phone in a business manner.
　　從从漫长的一天的工作中回到家，你仍用一副公事公办的态度講電話。
　　
　　7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to
　　get an outside line.
　　在家打电话，不小心按到 "0"接外线。
　　
　　8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
　　different companies.
　　坐在同一张桌子前面，工作了四年，却换了三家公司。
　　
　　10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10:30 news.
　　你从10半的夜间新闻中得知 : 自己失业的消息。
　　
　　11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
　　你老板没有处理你手中事情的能力。
　　
　　12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
　　long-service-awards.
　　約约聘人员超过固定人员，而且更有可能长期做下去。
　　
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　　AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE............
　　真正的关键是..............
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　　13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
　　你读了整篇文章，還一直在边笑边点头。
　　
　　14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
　　"friends"
　　读这篇文章的时候，你想到要把文章转寄给朋友。
　　
　　15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more,
　　except to send you jokes from the net.
　　你收到一个只寄网络笑话,却是个不再和你说话的朋友,所寄来的电子邮件。
　　
　　16. You are too busy to notice there was no No.9 !
　　你太忙了，以至於没发现少了第9项。
　　
　　
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　　且慢！！最经典的一句话要出现了......
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　　17. Wow....You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a
　　No.9
　　靠！...你真的把视窗上拉去，查是否有第9项？