凳子01
　　
　　传说在地球的某个角落，有一条小河，河岸边有一块绿色的草坪，草坪的另一侧有一片树林，树林中有一条蛇妖，专以美色勾引过来度假的男子，之后嫁之以妻，不过三日，其男子会因各种怪病而死，如果男子抽烟过度，医生则断诊尼古丁过多而致，此妖以回娘家为由重回原地继续收心——而树林中的一棵树就因和蛇妖抗争死于非命，被一商人购置生产了各种家具，其中有一个凳子和凳子的爸爸，后被小皮父母从商场买回家——
　　
　　一周末，父母带小皮来此风景优美的地方度假，随带小凳子和凳子爸爸，重回故乡的凳子爸爸异常伤感，想想当初要不是因为蛇妖的陷害，自己和儿子也不会沦落到奴隶的地位，虽然主人对自己和孩子宠爱有加，但相比自然界的优美舒适简直两个世界，尽管很多年都过去了，但蛇妖的影子一直萦绕在凳子爸爸的脑海中，那是一个可怕的幻影，身姿娥娜，声音甜美，除了有一颗狠毒的心之外，凳子爸爸找不到她身上一点点的瑕疵——
　　
　　“凳子爸爸，你在想什么呢？”
　　
　　“没有，儿子”
　　
　　“凳子爸爸，我觉得你今天特别伤心”
　　
　　“是吗？估计是又想起以前的事了吧！“
　　
　　“别想了，那都是很多年的事情，现在小皮对我们很好啊。”
　　
　　“是啊”
　　
　　说话的同时，它们已被主人搬到了河的岸边，这是一个大自然浓缩的场地，小皮坐在凳子爸爸的身上，脚放在小凳子上面，手里带着零食边吃边看着他的爸爸妈妈
　　
　　“小皮，我和你爸爸去树林那边商店买水，你一个人在这里别动，好不好？”
　　
　　“哦-”
　　
　　水异常清澈，草也绿色盎然，树木高大粗壮排列整齐
　　
　　“不要嘛，我要去树林那边玩”
　　
　　小凳子有点不耐烦
　　
　　“这里又没有什么玩的，我们聊天吧：
　　
　　小皮的脚依旧按住小凳子
　　
　　“天天聊，有啥聊的，凳子爸爸，你和小皮在这里，我去树林那里看看”
　　
　　“小皮，你就让它去吧，很少带它出来”
　　
　　“那到也是，不过你要在爸爸妈妈回来之前回来，要不然知道你们两个不但会说话还会走路，不吓死他们”
　　
　　“知道了，我就看看，一会就回”
　　
　　“好的”
　　
　　小凳子蹦蹦跳跳向树林跑去，还没有进去，就听到一阵可怕的尖笑声“哈哈哈”
　　
　　顺着声音，小凳子看见一个女人的身体站在小皮和凳子爸爸的面前。“难道是爸爸经常和我提的蛇妖，不好！”
　　
　　小凳子意识到小皮和爸爸有危险，立马转身往回跑，边跑边听到蛇妖的尖叫声和说话声
　　
　　“没想到你会来这里，哈哈”
　　
　　“我也没有想到你也还在这里害人”
　　
　　“哎吆，你身上这个小男孩蛮可爱嘛，我喜欢的男人的后代看上去就是不一般，来，几岁了，快叫阿姨！”
　　
　　“蛇妖，你别吓唬我们家小主人，他可对你没什么利益？”
　　
　　“呵呵，可是他爸爸一直没有落入我的圈套，害我一直呆在这里，所以我不甘心，我要他孩子偿还”
　　
　　“你别动他，我不准你碰他”
　　
　　“那就不是你说了算”
　　
　　“我怕，蛇，蛇，蛇，我怕——”小皮已经把脚连同身体放到了凳子爸爸的身上，因为蛇妖说话的同时已经变成了无数条小蛇向凳子上面爬去，而凳子使劲扭动身体想抛开它，但怎么也摆不开那么多，随着距离的越来越近，小皮已经大声的哭了起来，便叫着自己的爸爸妈妈
　　
　　“凳子爸爸，我来了”小皮哭的时候，小凳子连蹦带跳的迅速迈了回来
　　
　　“儿子，我教你的飞功你学会没有？”
　　
　　“学是学会了，可是以前都是我自己一个飞的，没有带人啊。”
　　
　　“现在已经管不了那么多了，你必须马上让小皮坐到你身上，带它飞到水面上”
　　
　　“知道了，爸爸，我来了”说的同时小凳子就飞了起来，蛇妖几乎已经勾到了小皮的皮肤，但小皮听凳子的话一跳跳到了小凳子的身上，蛇妖立马追了过去，小皮坐上去才一会就摔在了地上，眼看蛇妖追了过来，小皮又立马坐到小凳子身上飞了起来，一直飞到河的中心，岸边的蛇妖只能无可奈何的望着，之后异常气愤的回到凳子身边缠绕它想把它摧毁——
　　
　　“小皮，我爸爸被蛇缠住了——”
　　
　　“小凳子，你别难过，我长大了一定会来报仇的，一会我妈妈他们回来就好了”
　　
　　“可是，你坐在我身上我还要飞好累，我怕他们回来之前，我们两个都掉河里去了——”
　　
　　“是啊，怎么办？蛇妖盯着我们呢？”
　　
　　“早知道，听凳子爸爸的话，多练练功，就不会这样了”
　　
　　“谁知道？那时候不就想着玩嘛，差点把我们家灯都撞碎了，又没想到遇到坏蛋”
　　
　　“哎，是啊，我看爸爸好象受伤了”
　　
　　“对不起，小凳子，都是我不好，连累了你们，我以后一定保护你，不让你离开我”
　　
　　“恩，对了，小皮，一会你爸爸妈妈回来，我把你丢在河的岸边附近，要不然看我们现在这个样子不吓死”
　　
　　“恩，好的，反正不要让蛇妖靠近就可以了，我估计她不会游泳“
　　
　　“她还在缠我凳子爸爸了——”说着小凳子就大声哭了起来
　　
　　“小皮，小皮，你在哪里？”小皮的妈妈看远处只有一个凳子，有点担心
　　
　　“那凳子上好象有蛇，快，小皮妈妈，我有打火机，你拿几块布来，烧死它”
　　
　　“好的，这蛇，怎么每次都碰到，奇怪了，每年过来都在”
　　
　　“我也不知道，下次再也不来这里了，小皮呢？”
　　
　　“爸爸，我在这里”小皮大声的叫着爸爸和妈妈
　　
　　“宝贝，你怎么掉水里了，爸爸来了，别怕！”
　　
　　“小皮拿着小凳子被爸爸抱到了岸边，蛇妖一溜烟就溜走了，凳子爸爸奄奄一息——
　　
　　“这凳子坏了，不要了，就丢这里吧！”
　　
　　“不，爸爸，我想带它回去放仓库里，我舍不得扔掉它”
　　
　　“好的，宝贝，妈妈带它回去”
　　
　　小皮手里紧握着小凳子，凳子的爸爸被小皮的爸爸拿在手里放到了车后，他们开着车向家驶去，树林里一直萦绕着蛇妖的梦呓声——
　　
　　
　　 凳子 02
　　
　　近段时间我一直在休息，因为我们家主人没有出远门，所以无聊的时候我基本上是睡睡觉，想想心事，要不就和伙伴们聊聊我们各自的家乡以及我们对主人的感觉——
　　
　　我们的主人很可爱，她很爱惜我们，不管再怎么忙，她都会把我们每个家伙收拾的干干净净，稳稳当当，主人除了我们之外基本很少带朋友过来，她总是早出晚归，有时夜里不回来的话肯定去网吧通宵了，所以只有这样白天我们才能看见她熟睡的样子。
　　
　　哦，对了，忘自我介绍了，我叫小凳，折叠式的，编号pk，规格400*400，来自成都某制造企业，一次在火车上被售货员提在手上与主人偶遇被其购买为奴，自此每当主人远出总会带上我，生活悠闲自在，无拘无束，特别是主人把所有的疲惫都放在我身上的时候，我感觉特别幸福，特别充实，尽管有时候久了我也有点累，不过想到主人在我从各个商店流浪的途涯中收留了我，给了我一个温馨而甜蜜的家，我就不累了！
　　
　　其实说温馨而甜蜜的家是因为有主人才说的，主人要是不在，有时候伙伴们在一起相处也吵翻了天，特别是我和外星凳之间的分分合合，我和它几乎很难和平，仿佛天生就是冤家对头般，如果和平了基本是吵累了。
　　
　　就不提别的什么水瓶啊脸盆啊它们了，就谈谈床桌子我和外星凳之间的故事吧！
　　
　　主人用的最多的就是床了，所以大多它每天晚上工作，白天睡觉，和它的矛盾也不是很多，桌子太高了我也真的很敬佩它，可以放很多很多的东西比如书啊水果啊化妆品啊等等，它好象非常的包容，接下来就是外星凳了，提到它就来气，想站在它身上压着，尽管它不在乎我的重量，一直欺负我弱小，每次主人放我在它上面，它就嘲笑我又矮又小还会伸缩，分量轻如羽毛——气死我了！想想就气。
　　
　　要不我现在就吵吵它——好，我开始了哦！
　　
　　“喂——，我说那个长比宽多比高少的家伙，你在忙什么呢？”
　　
　　“谁在嚷嚷了，大白天的，没事沉思去——”
　　
　　忘了说了，我被主人塞在一个红色的大包里，声音估计不是很大，我得把嗓门拉大点
　　
　　“是我，是我，还是我，放在柜子上大包里的小凳子，我说外星凳你听见我说话没有——”
　　
　　“哦——是你啊，小不点，你有啥子事情要和你叔叔我说呢？哈哈——”
　　
　　“喂喂喂，你说啥子呢？你是谁叔了，我比你加工的早，你叫我大叔才对，广州的家伙，别模仿我家乡话，我听了刺耳！”
　　
　　“你是不是整天没事找事啊，我正愁着了----”
　　
　　“外星凳，你也会发愁，这可不是你的作风哦。”
　　
　　“不是说了，我叫凳子，干嘛总加个外星两个字”
　　
　　“你加工的不象我们这类别，在我的世界里就是外星来的，再说你们广州在哪个胡同里嘛？”
　　
　　“广州啊比你们成都好”
　　
　　“才不信——”
　　
　　“小不点，以后我们别吵架了，好不好？”
　　
　　“每次都你欺负我的，我才不想让主人的家闹哄哄的，对了，你今天怎么呢？说话都变软了？”
　　
　　“我在发愁”
　　
　　“怎么呢？以前很少有这样的啊？”
　　
　　“你看看床多干净多整洁，每天的作息时间多规律，还有桌子也很漂亮，你看看我——”
　　
　　“可是我在包里，看不见你啊，你今天怎么呢？”
　　
　　“主人在我身上垫了块报纸，上面的内容也不好看，我都看了十几遍了，都是什么这个毛孔大那个需要护理的美容广告，再有你看这报纸长的这么丑，暗色的，字也是黑的。还有你不知道昨天主人的一个朋友过来了直接用脚踩到我的心脏，揪心的痛，你都没看见连同报纸和我的皮肤都磨破了，开始她穿着高跟鞋让我那么疼我就不说了，后来竟然把鞋脱了又踩了上去，一股脚臭味直接粘在了我身上，昨晚我一夜没睡一睡着就做噩梦醒来了，幸好早上主人用白色的纸给我擦了擦，可是却又把这破报纸放在我身上，又不想着给我换一份彩色的看看，真的很预闷！”
　　
　　“好了，凳子叔叔，你别难过了，估计主人走的匆忙忘记了，晚上她回来肯定会换的，我相信我们主人，以前都没听你提过这些事情，真的委屈你了。”
　　
　　“小凳子，其实有时候我应该好好待你，不管我们谁加工的早，毕竟我长的比你高大壮实，说委屈也算不上，毕竟这些是我们的职责，你说对吗？”
　　
　　“是啊，主人不会委屈我们的，还有我这么个个子应该叫你叔叔的，可是以后你不能用这个贬视我。”
　　
　　“不会了，其实只是开玩笑，你别当真。”
　　
　　“好”
　　
　　不知道为什么本来想和外星凳吵架的，被它这么一说反而觉得自己很不懂事，我想以后再也不和它吵架了，我也会一直叫他凳子叔叔的，幸好没有吵醒其他的伙伴，要不然会更加觉得自己不懂事，毕竟我在主人那里还是最受优待干活最少最受宠的，以后我会和大家一起为可爱的主人生活更幸福而默默承受着，实现我的价值直至毁灭——我不会后悔这样的人生，同时继续享受着主人的幸福和甜蜜笼罩在家里赋予我们的美妙感觉！！
　　
　　Stool 01
　　
　　Legend in a corner of the earth, there is a stream, river shore, there is a green lawn, the lawn on the other side there is a forest, the woods, there is a Yi Yao, designed to seduce attractive women over men on vacation, then marry them with his wife, but three days, the man would die for a variety of strange diseases, if men smoke too, doctors attending off nicotine over walls have the demon in order to return to her family to return to the ground in situ continue to win their hearts - and the the woods, a tree on the causes and Yi Yao resistance killed, was a production of a variety of merchants to purchase furniture, including a stool and the stool's father, after the parents from the local store and bought a small leather home --
　　
　　A weekend, the parents come with a small skin scenic resort areas, comes with a small stool and stool father, returning to his homeland abnormal stool father sad, think about the original framed either because of the Yi Yao, himself and his son will not be reduced to the status of slaves, although the owner's fallen in love with themselves and their children, but pleasant compared to the natural world is simply two of the world, even though many years have passed, but Yi Yao has been lingering in the stool in the shadow of his father's mind, It was a terrible phantom, Flor-e-na, sounds sweet, apart from a wicked heart, the stool can not find her father a little bit of flaws --
　　
　　"Stools Daddy, what are you thinking?"
　　
　　"No, son"
　　
　　"Stools Dad, I think you are sad today, in particular,"
　　
　　"Is it? Estimated to be thought of things in the past bar!"
　　
　　"Do not try it, it is a matter for many years, and now a small leather good for us ah."
　　
　　"Yes ah"
　　
　　To speak at the same time, they have been moved to the river shore owners, it is a natural venue for enrichment, small leather sitting on stool father's body, feet on stool top, hands looked at him with a snack tells us The father and mother
　　
　　"Small skin, I and your father go to the woods side of the store to buy water, you are a people here do not move, okay?"
　　
　　"Oh -"
　　
　　Abnormal clear water, grass green is also abundant, tall and sturdy trees, neatly
　　
　　"Do not Well, I'm going to the woods over there play"
　　
　　Small stool a bit impatient
　　
　　"There is not anything to play again, and we chat it:
　　
　　Small leather feet still hold a small stool
　　
　　"Talk every day, so what's chat, and stool Dad, you and your little skin here, I went to the woods there, take a look"
　　
　　"Small skin, you just let it go, few have taken it out"
　　
　　"That's to as well, but you have to come back before the parents come back, or else know that you two would not only talk but also walking, not scared to death they are"
　　
　　"I know, I will look at one on back"
　　
　　"Good"
　　
　　Stool bouncing and vivacious ran to the woods, but also did not go in, we heard a terrible sharp laugh, "Ha ha ha"
　　
　　Along the sound, a small stool to see a woman's body standing on a small skin and stool in front of my father. "Is my father and I often mention Yi Yao, bad!"
　　
　　Small leather stool and his father realized that there is danger, flew back turned to run, They leak heard the screams and Yi Yao's voices
　　
　　"I did not think you would come here, ha ha"
　　
　　"I do not think you are still here harm"
　　
　　"Hey creation to shout, you've got this little boy quite lovely Well, I like the look of a man's offspring is not general, come, teens, and quickly called Auntie!"
　　
　　"Yi Yao, do not frighten us masters wife and children, he can no interest to you?"
　　
　　"Oh, but his father has not fallen into my trap, causing me to have stayed here, so I can not be reconciled, I have to pay his child"
　　
　　"You Do not move him, and I forbid them to touch him"
　　
　　"Would not you have the final say"
　　
　　"I'm afraid, snakes, snakes, snakes, I'm afraid -" Small leather feet with the body had been placed in stool father's body, because Yi Yao at the same time to speak has become a myriad snake to the bench top Paqu, The stool energetically twisting the body to discard it, but put no matter how much open, with the closer distance, the small skin has been loud cry, he cried to his father's mother
　　
　　"Stools Dad, I came to the" small skin tears, when a rapid step stool Lianbengdaitiao back
　　
　　"My son and I will teach you to fly there is no power you learn?"
　　
　　"Learning is a learned, but had previously been my own one to fly, not take one ah."
　　
　　"It has not so much, you must immediately make a small leather sit on your body, take it to fly to the water"
　　
　　"I know, Dad, I am coming," said the little stool at the same time up on the fly, Yi Yao has almost a small hook into the skin of the skin, but the small leather stool, then hop to listen to jump a small stool body, Yi Yao flew pursuit of the past, only a small skin will sit to go threw to the ground, seeing Yi Yao chase over, they flew into the small leather small stool to sit him fly up and fly river has been the center of the shore is only Yiyao can be looked helpless, angry back benches after the abnormal wound around it is trying to destroy it --
　　
　　"Small leather, my father was a snake entangled in -"
　　
　　"Small stool, do not upset, I will grow up to take revenge, and one would like them to come back my mother a"
　　
　　"But, you're sitting on me I would also like to fly tired, I'm afraid they come back before we both went out into the river -"
　　
　　"Yes ah, how should I do? Yi Yao watching us?"
　　
　　"Early to know, listen to the words of my father stool, multi-practice exercises, would not have a"
　　
　　"Who knows? At that time not to think to play Well, almost crashed into our house lights are, and not any bad guys encountered in thought"
　　
　　"Hey, is ah, I see my father seemed to hurt"
　　
　　"I'm sorry, small stool, all I do not have the implication of you, I'll definitely protect you, you will not let you leave me"
　　
　　"Well, right, and a small skin, one will be your mom and dad to come back, I put you throw in the river near the shore, or else we are like this do not look scared to death"
　　
　　"Well, well, anyway, you can not let Yi Yao around, and I guess she can not swim"
　　
　　"She is still wrapped around my stool dad -" spoke up a small stool on the blubber
　　
　　"Small leather, small leather, where are you?" Small skin's mother to see the distance is only a stool, a bit worried
　　
　　"It seems there are snakes on the stool, fast, small leather Mom, I have a lighter, you get a few pieces of cloth, burned it"
　　
　　"Well, this snake, how each encounter, strange, and every year all over"
　　
　　"I do not know, next time do not come here, and a small skin it?"
　　
　　"Daddy, I'm here," shouted a small leather loud father and mother
　　
　　"Baby, how can you out the water, and my father come, Do not be afraid!"
　　
　　"Small leather carrying small stools hold to the shore by his father, Yi Yao Yi Liuyan on the slip, and stool father dying --
　　
　　"This stool is broken, do not, and then throw them away here, bar!"
　　
　　"No, Dad, I want to take it back to put the warehouse, I could not bear to throw it"
　　
　　"Well, my dear, my mother took it back"
　　
　　Small leather hands clenched the small stool, stool's father's father was a small paper in his hand into the car, they drove to the family fled, the forest has been haunted by Yi Yao's balderdash sound --
　　
　　
　　 Stool 02
　　
　　Recently I have been at rest, because we do not host a faraway place, so bored when I basically sleep to sleep, think of their minds, or to and partners talk to our respective home and our owner's feelings -- --
　　
　　Our owner is very cute, she Hen Aixi us, no matter how busy, she would put all of us guys to clean up clean, steadily Dangdang, the host in addition to our basic little beyond bringing friends over, she was always out late morning go, and sometimes do not come back at night, then definitely go to Internet cafes all night, so the only way we can see her sleeping during the day look.
　　
　　Oh, yes, forgot to introduce myself, I called the stools, folding type, number pk, size 400 * 400, from a manufacturing enterprise in Chengdu, one on the train was put in the hands of salespeople by their encounters with the master purchased as slaves, since whenever the owner will always bring me far out of life leisurely, unrestrained, in particular, are masters of all the fatigue in my body, I feel particularly happy, especially enrichment, despite the sometimes long I have a bit tired, but when the owners in my stray passers-by from every store I been invited to sit in the shelter, gave me a warm and sweet home, I will not get tired!
　　
　　It really is warm and sweet home is because the main people to say, if the owner does not, and sometimes to get along with partners are also quarreling days, especially between me and extraterrestrial parallels in the nature stool, I and it hardly peaceful, as if born to deep-seated antagonists like, if peace is the basic quarrel tired.
　　
　　Not to mention anything else they bottle ah ah basin, and on the table to talk about the bed between me and the story of an alien bar stool!
　　
　　The most widely used is the master bed, so most of its work every night, sleeping in the daytime, and it is not a lot of contradictions, the tables are too high and I really admire it, you can put lots and lots of things such as books ah fruit ah ah cosmetics, etc., it seemed very tolerant, followed by stool that is alien, and referred it to gas, and would like to stand on its body Crimping, even though it do not care about my weight, I have been bullied the weak, every time I am the owner put on it, it will laugh I will be flexible short and small, weight as light as a feather - shiver my soul! Think of the gas.
　　
　　Otherwise I will now Chaochao it - well, I started Oh!
　　
　　"Hey - I said that little longer than wide and more than high guy, what are you doing?"
　　
　　"Who is shouting, and in broad daylight, and nothing Meditation go to -"
　　
　　Forgot to say, I was master plug in a big red bag, the sound is estimated is not large, I have to put a loud voice to widen points
　　
　　"It's me is that I, or I, on the cupboard a small stool on the big bag, I said, an extraterrestrial stool do not you hear me -"
　　
　　"Oh - you ah, small non-point, you have something to Shazi and your uncle, I say that?哈哈-"
　　
　　"Wei Wei Well, you said Shazi? You who tert, and I processed earlier than you, you call me Uncle fishes, Guangzhou guy, do not imitate my native dialect, I have heard ear-piercing!"
　　
　　"You is not hard to find fault ah all day, I Zhengchou with a ----"
　　
　　"Alien stool, you will worry about, this is not your style Oh."
　　
　　"It's not that, I called the stool, so why add a total alien word"
　　
　　"You are not processed as we in this category, in my world that is alien to, and say you alley in which Guangzhou Well?"
　　
　　"Ah, Guangzhou, Chengdu better than you,"
　　
　　"Only do not believe -"
　　
　　"Little did not point, the future we do not quarrel, okay?"
　　
　　"Each time you bully me, I did not want the owner's home noisy, yes, how do you do today? Words have softened up?"
　　
　　"I worry about,"
　　
　　"How do? Previously so rarely have such ah?"
　　
　　"You look more clean and more clean bed, the daily work schedules over the law, as well as the table is also very beautiful, you look at me -"
　　
　　"But in my bag, not see you, ah, how do you do today?"
　　
　　"The master in me pad the block newspapers, the contents of the above does not look good, I have seen 10 a few times, it's all what is the big pores that need care and beauty advertising, and then have you look at a newspaper long so ugly, dark, the characters are black. there you do not know the owner yesterday, a friend of mine came direct their feet stepped on my heart, painful episodes, you failed to see, together with the newspapers and my skin are frayed, and started her Let me wearing high heels hurt so I will not say, and later, even the shoes off yet another step on the up, a surge of foot odor directly glued to my body, last night I slept one night fell asleep woke up to nightmares , and fortunately the owner the morning paper with a white rubbed me, but the newspaper but this break in my body, not thinking about me for a full-color look, it is really pre-boring! "
　　
　　"Well, stool uncle, do not sorry, and estimated that the owner of a hurry to go forget the evening she came back for sure, and I believe we are masters of the past could not have heard you mention these things, really wronged you."
　　
　　"Small stools, in fact, sometimes I should be good to be you, no matter who we are processing early, after all, I am a long tall and sturdy than you that wronged is not really, after all, these are our duty, you are not you?"
　　
　　"Yes ah, the owner will not be wronged us, and my son so everybody should be called your uncle, but later you can not use such derogatory depending on me."
　　
　　"No, but in fact just joking, do not take it seriously."
　　
　　"Good"
　　
　　Do not know why originally intended and extraterrestrial stool quarrel, was it said that because it gives me such a very sensible and I think it no longer and its a fight, and I would always call him uncle stool, and fortunately has not awakened by the other partner, or else will be even more feel that they are not naive, after all, I was master there, or at least the most preferential treatment Ganhuo the most favored, and then I will talk with the owner for the lovely life more happy and suffer in silence and realize my value until the destruction - I will not regret this life, while continuing to enjoy the happiness and sweetness enveloped the owner at home has given us a wonderful feeling! !
　　
　　
　　

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