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写作者:垃圾车     日记本: 垃圾车的点滴

日期:2006年04月23日  星期  

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  A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
  She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
  
  The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
  you 3 wishes."
  
  The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
  mention that there was a condition to your wishes (naturally) -that
  whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
  
  The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she
  wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
  
  The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
  husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will
  flock to."
  
  The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
  beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
  
  So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
  
  For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
  The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
  and he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That will
  be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
  
  So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired
  about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
   just for laugh
  

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