I once had a girl
　　Or should I say she once had me
　　She showed me her room
　　Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
　　
　　She asked me to stay
　　And she told me to sit anywhere
　　So I looked around
　　And I noticed there wasn't a chair
　　
　　I sat on a rug biding my time
　　drinking her wine
　　We talked until two and then she said
　　"it's time for bed"
　　
　　She told me she worked
　　in the morning and started to laugh
　　I told her I didn't
　　and crawled off to sleep in the bath
　　
　　And when I awoke I was alone
　　This bird had flown
　　So I lit a fire
　　Isn't it good Norwegian wood